my heart's an autoclave

x Sherlock's birthday is January 6th, 1981.

x Sherlock arranges John's ties according to their dominant colour.

x Sherlock told John that John texting the murderer in A Study in Pink, "shows how much I like you, I wouldn't have let just anyone do it".

x Sherlock keeps dog hair alphabetically in the bathroom.

x Sebastian used to beg Sherlock for help with coursework at uni. Sherlock states, judging by his e-mail asking Sherlock for help at the bank, that he "clearly hasn't changed."

x Sherlock drew glasses and a moustache on DI Dimmock (whom Sherlock fondly calls DI Dim)

x Sherlock always criticises John's way of grammar and once threatened to change the locks on 221B if John ever used that many quotations marks in one sentence ever again.

x Sherlock liked John's date with Sarah very much; he said "Best. Date. Ever." As for the dark tramway, Sherlock stated "Second. Best. Date. Ever."

x Sherlock used to fling his dinner at Mycroft when he was little.

x Sherlock panicked when John called him 'evil.' "Oh God! You don't really think I'm evil, do you? I just find it hard to access my emotions. With your help, I could change!"

x The reason why the boys are always out of milk is because Sherlock uses it to grow bacteria.

x Sherlock's skull friend is named "Billy."

x After John told us about the night at the swimming pool, Sherlock said, "You've just described one of the best nights of your life and you know it." To which John replied, "Yes."

x Sherlock loves to read women's magazines. "All of life can be found in the personal columns of women's magazines."

x Sherlock once set John's drawer on fire.

x Sherlock hates the country. "It was too green. And there were cows. Loose."