thoughtformed character relations

[worldsonly]

canon dr. john watson ❝bit not good.❞ best friend, blogger, partner-in-solving-crime. "live-in PA." if he comes to harm by your hand, count yourself lucky if you leave the room alive. d. i. greg lestrade ❝it's a drugs bust!❞ professionally: liason with scotland yard. off-the-record: friend. you'll need an actual gun to their heads for either of them to admit it, though. jim moriarty ❝i owe you a fall.❞ the spider, the enemy. has picked up playing games again. mycroft holmes ❝caring is not an advantage.❞ molly hooper ❝what do you need?❞ irene adler ❝brainy is the new sexy.❞ non canon natasha romanoff / black widow marvel cinematic universe assassin spy of probably russian origin. part of a team called 'the avengers', which sounds just dramatic enough to be american. not useless. the doctor doctor who indisputably alien, however unnerving that is. davesprite homestuck handcuff buddy. not as annoying as he could be. karkat vantas homestuck utterly beneath note. fun to irritate when bored, but easy enough that it circles right back around to just being kind of sad.